Christmas means I get to play with Mom's penguins that are now all over our apartment!

I don't know what this thing is, but I think I like it.

No, wait Mom...I think that one would look better in my mouth.

There we go. Beautiful!

No, Dad, not on the tree. IN MY MOUTH.

Well, I guess it looks okay. You should have let me chew on more of the ornaments though. I really wish you would support my artistic vision.

This one is all pointy, so I don't really want to chew it. How about we put it up here?

Dad...are you sure this is safe?