I also ate my first pizza! YAY PIZZA!
Pizza is an excellent facial cleanser.
Grandpa read me a story. Usually Mom and Dad read me stories, so I was surprised when I looked back and saw Grandpa's mustache.
Then Grandma and Dad gave me a bath, and OH MY GOSH. Dad came at me with a pair of SCISSORS. WHAT THE HECK DAD.
He cut the hair over my ears and it was pretty much the worst thing anyone has ever done to me. I guess Mom and Dad thought I should look "nice" for my "birthday" the next day.
Wait, I'm confused...your dad cut hair OFF of your head? I don't get it. I have do idea why that would happen...I mean, I may have a different perspective based on the fact that I have NO HAIR. Hang on to that stuff dude, scream harder next time, try to flail your arms so they can't get the scissors near you without risking bodily harm.
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